He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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