butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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