Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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