Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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