the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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