I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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