the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
