He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Dear god my vagina.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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