I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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