I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Congratulations! We have a period
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize
