I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
only if we run a train.
done.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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