I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
did you just send me my own nude
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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