dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I want her autograph on my taint
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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