Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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