Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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