okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
jump out the window naked night went bad
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