Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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