Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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