Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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