Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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