We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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