did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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