go do what you do best...puke behind churches
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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