"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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