I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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