you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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