Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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