Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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