I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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