I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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