Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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