this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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