we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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