Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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