he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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