i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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