If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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