idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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