i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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