some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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