If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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