just survived the first fart of the relationship.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
two words...techno handjob
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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