What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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