Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
In other news, I just burned my penis
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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