Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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