Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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