The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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