I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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