they need to just BURY HIM!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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