nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
we made out on top of his cat.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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