I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you would pick up someone in the library
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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