My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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