After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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