McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Randomize
